Ms. Park stays undefeated. Coach Lin gets a Teaching Moment.
Week 9 belongs to Art Room Anarchy, who is now 9-0 picking players based on jersey colors and has officially exhausted the math department's tolerance for randomness. Coach Lin, the only person in the league who actually coaches football, fell to 3-5 — a useful object lesson in the difference between game knowledge and lineup management. We won't grade it.